What will disgusting Star Jones do now that ABC has cut her loose? Although I'm sure her options are limitless courtesy of her abundant talent, glowing personality and beauty, I'm going to lend her some free advice. I propose Star run for a seat on Detroit's City Council. Think about it. She's black, she's sassy, and she's a celebrity. A real triple threat in Detroit politics. If anyone accidentally caught her appearance on Larry King the other night like me, you too may have noticed her icy serpent's tongue, her ability to spew lies almost with pathological sincerity. In this regard, Star's made to be a politician. And there's only one town on the globe that has what it takes to put her on the ballot. She'd fit right in with Barbara Rose, Brenda, Joann, Monica, Martha and the rest of the gang. And with Star on our side, the New Detroit can't lose.
July 01, 2006
detroit's morning star
What will disgusting Star Jones do now that ABC has cut her loose? Although I'm sure her options are limitless courtesy of her abundant talent, glowing personality and beauty, I'm going to lend her some free advice. I propose Star run for a seat on Detroit's City Council. Think about it. She's black, she's sassy, and she's a celebrity. A real triple threat in Detroit politics. If anyone accidentally caught her appearance on Larry King the other night like me, you too may have noticed her icy serpent's tongue, her ability to spew lies almost with pathological sincerity. In this regard, Star's made to be a politician. And there's only one town on the globe that has what it takes to put her on the ballot. She'd fit right in with Barbara Rose, Brenda, Joann, Monica, Martha and the rest of the gang. And with Star on our side, the New Detroit can't lose.
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