December 05, 2006

mute no more

i have a big announcement to make. before rumors run amuck and destroy the truth, let me just tell you directly that the Mute American campaign has come to rest.

it's been a long journey to be sure, filled with all the ups and downs that life has to offer. and i just want to say thank you to all those who contributed to the Movement, whether it was with your time, your money, or even your sanity. but mostly i thank you for your heart. i couldn't have done this without each and every one of you.

















over the course of what has seemed like years, we've worked together to promote the necessity of real democracy in these times that have been so often dark. it was a campaign born out of rage, but nurtured with peace and goodwill.

yes, last month's general election restored a voice to The People of the republic for which we stand. although recent history tells us you can only replace a corrupt government with similarly corrupted individuals, hope remains that this new crop will be somewhat less corrupt than the last.

but the important piece to take away from this experience is that - as hopeless as our system of government can seem at times - it is actually semi functional after all! and if that's so, how mute can we possibly be?

so here comes the next announcement:

after much consideration, i have decided to close the Mute American line of merchandise (which can be found by clicking here). this apparel has been selling like wildfire for months and is sure to become rare and highly valuable in due time (and can be found right here----> click me for valuable merchandise). great stocking stuffers abound! gifts everywhere! this is your chance to by a piece of history!






















you see, that's the irony at play here. it took a campaign called "Mute American" to remind the country that it had a voice.

and so now i urge you, please, buy these future historical relics...before they're only available for a thousand times the price at places like eBay.

and rest easy remembering that only through this capitalistic endeavor have we restored democracy's might. in this regard, buying a Mute American button is almost on par with voting.

take it away John Mellencamp...

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